Tis is ma todae horoscope:
It's a super day for you to live your life large! Be over the top -- and take your shameless flirting to a whole new level. Just have fun with whatever you do, and don't modify your behavior based on who could be watching -- who really cares what other people think? It's a day for you to be careless, and even a little bit crazy. Let loose with silly jokes, goofy slapstick, and groan-worthy puns. You'll keep the room laughing and keep yourself smiling!
Juz another day of feelin blue..its RAINING for gudness sake. I juz wanna go back and sleep. Ma mind was not here i guess. I'm at werk btw..i tink i need sherLYNN to make ma dae again. Shes not werkin todae so i tink i gonna see her lyk next week saturday i guess. Goin to miss her for sure.
Label: i want ma bed n ma koOkie mOnster..